WTF

the Cartoon is sthe one in the lower right corner of the projector screen.

the point of the cartoon is that no matter how hard the middle east tries to create peace they can never come together and work anything out....

thats about it

can i go back to europe?

the great escape

eh... i wouldn't run, if i committed a crime big enough to need to escape from it. i probably wouldn't run, and if i did then i wouldnt tell you or post it on blogger. but right now i want to go back to bed, i forgot my coffee cup at home and now i am very sad because i feel like i am about to pass out. so i am sitting here now typing in html which you will never see because the computer will make something really neat instead of showing you







                                             

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The End

I believe that the world will not end. in fact i claim that every religion is wrong and nothing is going to happen. but if it were to end it would be because on of three people in this town did not get their coffee. myself, 1SG, or my mother. if they did not get their coffee then all hell would break loose, and everyone with coffee would be fucked. but if there were some godly thing it would probably be because twitter crashed. twitter, like coffee, is like crack for people. if twitter is down then people will still twitter but with so much data going no where at once the world will explode. its kinda crazy but people have programed toilets to twitter everytime someone makes a deposite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRytV2X6a_4

Challenger

this week my step dad added the SRT stripes

after a while we plan on adding a super charger to this beast

Alcohol May.....

Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

a couple jokes

joke the first

a first grade teacher is teaching her class about anatomy

Teacher: what part of the human anatomy grows to three times its origional size.

a student raises her name and the teacher calls on her

Girl: a penis

Teacher: no

a second student raises his hand and the teacher calls on him:

Boy: The pupil

Teacher: thats correct, okay suzi i can tell three things from your answer

1. you didn't do your homework,
2. you have a very dirty mind,
   
3. and you are going to be very dissapointed when you grow up

joke two

so a mexican decides to stay in mexico and raise his family

three

a straight guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't realize it until he sits down. A male waiter come up to him and asks him what the name of his dick is. the straight man replies "what the hell are you talking about". the waiter tells him that in this bar you must have a name for your dick or else you will not be served. so the man tells him that his dicks name is "secret". "what the hell is secret" says the waiter. The man replies" its a secret, one big enough for a man, but only made for a woman"


k if no one gets this by now i have a very perverted mind. so all of my jokes are perverted in some way. or racist whatever you want to tell yourself