a couple jokes

joke the first

a first grade teacher is teaching her class about anatomy

Teacher: what part of the human anatomy grows to three times its origional size.

a student raises her name and the teacher calls on her

Girl: a penis

Teacher: no

a second student raises his hand and the teacher calls on him:

Boy: The pupil

Teacher: thats correct, okay suzi i can tell three things from your answer

1. you didn't do your homework,
2. you have a very dirty mind,
   
3. and you are going to be very dissapointed when you grow up

joke two

so a mexican decides to stay in mexico and raise his family

three

a straight guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't realize it until he sits down. A male waiter come up to him and asks him what the name of his dick is. the straight man replies "what the hell are you talking about". the waiter tells him that in this bar you must have a name for your dick or else you will not be served. so the man tells him that his dicks name is "secret". "what the hell is secret" says the waiter. The man replies" its a secret, one big enough for a man, but only made for a woman"


k if no one gets this by now i have a very perverted mind. so all of my jokes are perverted in some way. or racist whatever you want to tell yourself