Life

1. Yes you always loose no matter what you do.
2. heaven is like the lottery, you can not win unless you play
3. someone will always find a way to screw you no matter what you do to stop them
4. religion cannot be held to the same standards as science, i don't care what you think
5. you will always piss off the catholics
6. no matter what you do the catholics think you are going to hell
7. life is a game
8. no one can win the game

The 47 Rules

1. Do not talk about /b/

2. Do NOT talk about /b/!!!

3. we are anonymous

4. anonymous is legion

5. anonymous never forgives

6. anonymous can be a horrible, uncaring senseless monster

7. anonymous is still able to deliver

8. there are no real rules about posting

9. there are no real rules about moderation either-enjoy your ban

10. if you enjoy any rival sites, DON'T

11. all of your carefully picked arguments can be ignored

12. anything you say can and will be used against you

13. anything you say can be turned into something else-fix'd

14. do not argue with trolls - it means they win

15. the harder you try the harder you will fail

16. if you fail in epic proportions, it may just turn into a winning failure

17. every win fails eventually

18. everything that can be labeled can be hated

19. the more you hate it the stronger it gets

20. nothing is to be taken seriously

21. original content is only original for a few seconds before getting old

22. copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality

23. copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality

24. every repost is a repost of a repost

25. relation to the original topic decreases with each post

26. any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated

27. always question a persons sexual preference without any real reason.

28. always question a persons gender-just in case its really a man

29. in the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents

30. there are no girls on the internet

31. TITS or GTFO-the choice is yours

32. you must have pictures to prove your statements

33. lurk moar. Its never enough

34. there is pron of it. No exceptions.

35. if no pron of it is found at the moment it will be made.

36. there will always be more fugged up crap than what you just saw

37. you cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)

38. no real limits of any kind apply here-not even the sky

39. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

41. desu isn't funny. Seriously guys, its worse than Chuck Norris jokes

42. nothing is sacred

43. the more beautiful and pure something is the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

44. even one positive comment about something Japanese can make you a weeabo

45. when one sees a lion one must get into the car

46. there is always furry pron of it

47. the pool is always closed.

All Drugs Should Be Legal

i believe that only some drugs should be legal. crack is whack and so is meth. but pot really doesn't do much damage. if someone does pot they do it and pass out. most people do it within the confines of their own home. so we wouldn't have the problem of drinking and driving like we do with alchohaul or however you spell that word. anyways why do we allow drugs like booze but then innocent little things like pot are illegal. it makes no sense. booze does more damage than pot will ever do. if you really want to think about it legalizing drugs would boost our economy. it would open up a new market and it would solve the health care problem. no one would care how they felt if everyone was fucking stoned off of their asses.

if the world was stoned we wouldn't have racism. everyone would be concerned about the floor being so far away from the couch. instead of having drunk drivers no one could make it to their car. and everyone would have a job so that they could afford all of that pot. there would be no suicides because everyone would either be too stoned to care or the depressed people would be happy for once.

really do you care if someone wants to waste their life away smoking some shit that no one really cares about. first of all our president did it. second the people in Europe do it and they have a better economy than we do. if we allow people to do tobacco aren't we being Hippocrates when we wont let pot heads smoke pot. tobacco ruins some lives why can't we let pot.

would it really make a difference if you let grandma get stoned off her ass. she might be funny for once. then maybe you could actually stand your in-laws at those familly reunions. all of those joke that you never understood would be funny for no apparent reason.