Life

1. Yes you always loose no matter what you do.
2. heaven is like the lottery, you can not win unless you play
3. someone will always find a way to screw you no matter what you do to stop them
4. religion cannot be held to the same standards as science, i don't care what you think
5. you will always piss off the catholics
6. no matter what you do the catholics think you are going to hell
7. life is a game
8. no one can win the game