Thursday, October 15, 2009

"Immigration" the greatest SIN

i believe that immigration needs to be limited.

  • if people want to come into this country then that is fine. but only if they do it legally and pay there taxes.
  • also if they are not Obama or Bush
the problem with illegals and actually immigration as a whole is that they don't know how to speak englich. and it is true that no one in america knows how to speak it either. but thats because so many mexicans want us to speak their alien language.

the only good thing that has come from mexico is pot, oil, tacos, and not carlos mencia

i don't like the argument that in a sense we all could possibly immigrants. because i was born here i don't give a fuck if my father came from another country(he really didn't). the point is that we pay taxes and are registered citizens. and we raped the people that were here before us.

so if you really want more mexicans, dont worry because they sneak over here faster than bunnys can multiply.

and really if we started letting everyone in then we would have something worse than mexicans....

candians and the british

they could be worse than mexicans. but i wouldn't know, we don't let their lazy ass in.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Five Years 2

In five years i have no idea what i will be doing. actually the furthest i have ever thought ahead was four years. so if the prompt was what will i be doing in four years, then i might have an answer for you. but i don't think five years ahead. then there is the problem that there are things that i would like to happen but life may work out in a different way. life usually is not predictable, its kinda ike a computer. you can spend billion dollars on a program that someone spent millions of dollars programing. this wonderfull program could be foolproof. but then fools would be the ones using it, and they would find some stupid way to fuck it up. i might graduate, and i could be rich, but that will probably never happen. still at the same time obama got the nobel peace prize for not being bush for nine months. i could be not bush, in fact i am probably the complete opposite of bush, where the fuck is my nobel peace prize. i think i beat obama, i have been not bush longer than he has. maybe he got a black man and a white police officer to be friends. then i could go off about how he is not the only person that could do that, Oprah does it every single day. maybe Oprah should win the Nobel peace prize, but who cares about Oprah.


Friday, October 9, 2009

Nuke De Bitch

as much as i would like to say we should nuke any country that opposes the united states i actually have to say that there are better choices.

  1. there are things more painful than an instant fiery death.
  2. there would be more consequences for us.
  3. not like people would be angry at us consequences, because then we would nuke them.
  4. i mean like we fuck you over then the radiation comes back to us and fucks us over.
  5. along with killing our enemies we would also accidently kill all of our friends, except for Canada, they would be immune because nothing happens to Canada and no one cares about it.
  6. the Mexicans would probably be the first to go.
  7. the biggest consequence wouldn't be people returning fire, because we would nuke them
in the end the world would be a better place, but then we also wouldn't have anyone to blame our problems on. so we would probably nuke ourselves, and the world would be a better place. i guess radiation really does kill a cancer.......

or we are all just idiots for even having these missles as a fail safe.
we cant use them

Monday, October 5, 2009

Americaneese

I think that America should declare English as the national language.

  • the original colonists were English and spoke English. everyone since then has been forced to speak English
  • everything that we have is made and written in English
  • if you want to become a citizen you should be able to communicate with the locals, that does not mean bring 5,000 of your relatives over and start your own city, or country
  • all of our major corporations function with what language.
  • when you get on a plane you have to speak Englisher in order to sit in an emergency exit.
  • the majority of the Internet is in English
  • the majority of our TV is in English
  • our constitution is written in English
  • the declaration of independence is written in English
  • to join our military you have to speak English, after enlistment they teach you more
  • there is o other language used in this country more than English, and if you are gonna tell me Spanish is, that's just because we have so many illegals in this country and everyone is to lazy to kick there ass out.
  • if you want to be a citizen in this country then you better be born here or learn to speak our language. every other country does it, so that gives us the right to