Friday, October 9, 2009

Nuke De Bitch

as much as i would like to say we should nuke any country that opposes the united states i actually have to say that there are better choices.

  1. there are things more painful than an instant fiery death.
  2. there would be more consequences for us.
  3. not like people would be angry at us consequences, because then we would nuke them.
  4. i mean like we fuck you over then the radiation comes back to us and fucks us over.
  5. along with killing our enemies we would also accidently kill all of our friends, except for Canada, they would be immune because nothing happens to Canada and no one cares about it.
  6. the Mexicans would probably be the first to go.
  7. the biggest consequence wouldn't be people returning fire, because we would nuke them
in the end the world would be a better place, but then we also wouldn't have anyone to blame our problems on. so we would probably nuke ourselves, and the world would be a better place. i guess radiation really does kill a cancer.......

or we are all just idiots for even having these missles as a fail safe.
we cant use them

4 comments:

  1. Well what do you think we should do if we do not nuke them? What just sit back and take whatever they do to us? Should we take action or not? come on man seriously

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  2. DUDE the more and more i get to know i get to know you the more and more i agree with you on so many levels!!!

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  3. Wow, well put. Fun to read, flows good and hella funny. Peachy

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  4. omfg. thats a funny way to look at that. that's awesome. I love how you compared it to cancer, and how we would probably keeEELL ourself. haha!

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