The End

I believe that the world will not end. in fact i claim that every religion is wrong and nothing is going to happen. but if it were to end it would be because on of three people in this town did not get their coffee. myself, 1SG, or my mother. if they did not get their coffee then all hell would break loose, and everyone with coffee would be fucked. but if there were some godly thing it would probably be because twitter crashed. twitter, like coffee, is like crack for people. if twitter is down then people will still twitter but with so much data going no where at once the world will explode. its kinda crazy but people have programed toilets to twitter everytime someone makes a deposite.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRytV2X6a_4

Challenger

this week my step dad added the SRT stripes

after a while we plan on adding a super charger to this beast

Alcohol May.....

Due to increasing products liability litigation, beer manufacturers have accepted the FDA's suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately on all beer containers:

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the same boring story over and over again until your friends want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay shings like thish.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the hell happened to your pants.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse with other members of the opposite sex without spitting.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may make you think you have mystical Kung Fu powers.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see something really scary (whose species and or name you can't remember).

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter and more handsome than some really, really big guy named FRANZ.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you are invisible.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.

WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may actually CAUSE pregnancy.

a couple jokes

joke the first

a first grade teacher is teaching her class about anatomy

Teacher: what part of the human anatomy grows to three times its origional size.

a student raises her name and the teacher calls on her

Girl: a penis

Teacher: no

a second student raises his hand and the teacher calls on him:

Boy: The pupil

Teacher: thats correct, okay suzi i can tell three things from your answer

1. you didn't do your homework,
2. you have a very dirty mind,
   
3. and you are going to be very dissapointed when you grow up

joke two

so a mexican decides to stay in mexico and raise his family

three

a straight guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't realize it until he sits down. A male waiter come up to him and asks him what the name of his dick is. the straight man replies "what the hell are you talking about". the waiter tells him that in this bar you must have a name for your dick or else you will not be served. so the man tells him that his dicks name is "secret". "what the hell is secret" says the waiter. The man replies" its a secret, one big enough for a man, but only made for a woman"


k if no one gets this by now i have a very perverted mind. so all of my jokes are perverted in some way. or racist whatever you want to tell yourself

The Child Inside Her

Evey is very much like a child, and i think that the best example is when V is reading to Evey in a chidrens room (p. 68).

FOR SOME REASON I CAN'T THINK OF ANY SMART ASS THING TO SAY TODAY

wow i am really out of it today

is V a V?

see here is the problem, no matter what sex you make V he is still creepy. i don't think it really matters for the story, its about a mysterious person who runs around causing anarchy to provide order. but what if V is not man or woman, what if V is an it.

it really makes no sense why anyone would care, unless that person is getting turned on by V and wants to know if they are straight or not.which really wont happen until the end of the book.

But hey at least he isn't obama

"Immigration" the greatest SIN

i believe that immigration needs to be limited.

• if people want to come into this country then that is fine. but only if they do it legally and pay there taxes.
• also if they are not Obama or Bush

the problem with illegals and actually immigration as a whole is that they don't know how to speak englich. and it is true that no one in america knows how to speak it either. but thats because so many mexicans want us to speak their alien language.

the only good thing that has come from mexico is pot, oil, tacos, and not carlos mencia

i don't like the argument that in a sense we all could possibly immigrants. because i was born here i don't give a fuck if my father came from another country(he really didn't). the point is that we pay taxes and are registered citizens. and we raped the people that were here before us.

so if you really want more mexicans, dont worry because they sneak over here faster than bunnys can multiply.

and really if we started letting everyone in then we would have something worse than mexicans....

candians and the british

they could be worse than mexicans. but i wouldn't know, we don't let their lazy ass in.

Five Years 2

In five years i have no idea what i will be doing. actually the furthest i have ever thought ahead was four years. so if the prompt was what will i be doing in four years, then i might have an answer for you. but i don't think five years ahead. then there is the problem that there are things that i would like to happen but life may work out in a different way. life usually is not predictable, its kinda ike a computer. you can spend billion dollars on a program that someone spent millions of dollars programing. this wonderfull program could be foolproof. but then fools would be the ones using it, and they would find some stupid way to fuck it up. i might graduate, and i could be rich, but that will probably never happen. still at the same time obama got the nobel peace prize for not being bush for nine months. i could be not bush, in fact i am probably the complete opposite of bush, where the fuck is my nobel peace prize. i think i beat obama, i have been not bush longer than he has. maybe he got a black man and a white police officer to be friends. then i could go off about how he is not the only person that could do that, Oprah does it every single day. maybe Oprah should win the Nobel peace prize, but who cares about Oprah.

Nuke De Bitch

as much as i would like to say we should nuke any country that opposes the united states i actually have to say that there are better choices.

1. there are things more painful than an instant fiery death.
2. there would be more consequences for us.
3. not like people would be angry at us consequences, because then we would nuke them.
4. i mean like we fuck you over then the radiation comes back to us and fucks us over.
5. along with killing our enemies we would also accidently kill all of our friends, except for Canada, they would be immune because nothing happens to Canada and no one cares about it.
6. the Mexicans would probably be the first to go.
7. the biggest consequence wouldn't be people returning fire, because we would nuke them

in the end the world would be a better place, but then we also wouldn't have anyone to blame our problems on. so we would probably nuke ourselves, and the world would be a better place. i guess radiation really does kill a cancer.......

or we are all just idiots for even having these missles as a fail safe.
we cant use them

Americaneese

I think that America should declare English as the national language.

• the original colonists were English and spoke English. everyone since then has been forced to speak English
• everything that we have is made and written in English
• if you want to become a citizen you should be able to communicate with the locals, that does not mean bring 5,000 of your relatives over and start your own city, or country
• all of our major corporations function with what language.
• when you get on a plane you have to speak Englisher in order to sit in an emergency exit.
• the majority of the Internet is in English
• the majority of our TV is in English
• our constitution is written in English
• the declaration of independence is written in English
• to join our military you have to speak English, after enlistment they teach you more
• there is o other language used in this country more than English, and if you are gonna tell me Spanish is, that's just because we have so many illegals in this country and everyone is to lazy to kick there ass out.
• if you want to be a citizen in this country then you better be born here or learn to speak our language. every other country does it, so that gives us the right to

Life

1. Yes you always loose no matter what you do.
2. heaven is like the lottery, you can not win unless you play
3. someone will always find a way to screw you no matter what you do to stop them
4. religion cannot be held to the same standards as science, i don't care what you think
5. you will always piss off the catholics
6. no matter what you do the catholics think you are going to hell
7. life is a game
8. no one can win the game

The 47 Rules

1. Do not talk about /b/

2. Do NOT talk about /b/!!!

3. we are anonymous

4. anonymous is legion

5. anonymous never forgives

6. anonymous can be a horrible, uncaring senseless monster

7. anonymous is still able to deliver

8. there are no real rules about posting

9. there are no real rules about moderation either-enjoy your ban

10. if you enjoy any rival sites, DON'T

11. all of your carefully picked arguments can be ignored

12. anything you say can and will be used against you

13. anything you say can be turned into something else-fix'd

14. do not argue with trolls - it means they win

15. the harder you try the harder you will fail

16. if you fail in epic proportions, it may just turn into a winning failure

17. every win fails eventually

18. everything that can be labeled can be hated

19. the more you hate it the stronger it gets

20. nothing is to be taken seriously

21. original content is only original for a few seconds before getting old

22. copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality

23. copypasta is made to ruin every last bit of originality

24. every repost is a repost of a repost

25. relation to the original topic decreases with each post

26. any topic can easily be turned into something totally unrelated

27. always question a persons sexual preference without any real reason.

28. always question a persons gender-just in case its really a man

29. in the internet all girls are men and all kids are undercover FBI agents

30. there are no girls on the internet

31. TITS or GTFO-the choice is yours

32. you must have pictures to prove your statements

33. lurk moar. Its never enough

34. there is pron of it. No exceptions.

35. if no pron of it is found at the moment it will be made.

36. there will always be more fugged up crap than what you just saw

37. you cannot divide by zero (just because the calculator says so)

38. no real limits of any kind apply here-not even the sky

39. CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

40. EVEN WITH CRUISE CONTROL YOU STILL HAVE TO STEER

41. desu isn't funny. Seriously guys, its worse than Chuck Norris jokes

42. nothing is sacred

43. the more beautiful and pure something is the more satisfying it is to corrupt it.

44. even one positive comment about something Japanese can make you a weeabo

45. when one sees a lion one must get into the car

46. there is always furry pron of it

47. the pool is always closed.

All Drugs Should Be Legal

i believe that only some drugs should be legal. crack is whack and so is meth. but pot really doesn't do much damage. if someone does pot they do it and pass out. most people do it within the confines of their own home. so we wouldn't have the problem of drinking and driving like we do with alchohaul or however you spell that word. anyways why do we allow drugs like booze but then innocent little things like pot are illegal. it makes no sense. booze does more damage than pot will ever do. if you really want to think about it legalizing drugs would boost our economy. it would open up a new market and it would solve the health care problem. no one would care how they felt if everyone was fucking stoned off of their asses.

if the world was stoned we wouldn't have racism. everyone would be concerned about the floor being so far away from the couch. instead of having drunk drivers no one could make it to their car. and everyone would have a job so that they could afford all of that pot. there would be no suicides because everyone would either be too stoned to care or the depressed people would be happy for once.

really do you care if someone wants to waste their life away smoking some shit that no one really cares about. first of all our president did it. second the people in Europe do it and they have a better economy than we do. if we allow people to do tobacco aren't we being Hippocrates when we wont let pot heads smoke pot. tobacco ruins some lives why can't we let pot.

would it really make a difference if you let grandma get stoned off her ass. she might be funny for once. then maybe you could actually stand your in-laws at those familly reunions. all of those joke that you never understood would be funny for no apparent reason.